"I signed a waiver, so..." lmao omg it never occurred to me that these "picked from the audience" people need to do this, hilarious!
Can we do the methgator thing for a Florida primary?
It‘s amazing to me how Stephen is very into proving how ‚cultured‘ he is, particularly with English guests (all the Shakespeare all the time) and then he does this (with a Scotsman whose work he deems too low-brow).Yeah, nope.
I love how this guy thinks he's funny lolol he doesn't even write his own jokes, not that they are funny it just shows how big of a puppet he truly is XD #Trump2020
Stephen has such a friend crush on Julia. Won’t stop bringing her up!
there needs to be a movie with this song in it i can imagine it so well hahahah
sorry but his voice is naturally amazing, obviously won’t sound the same live because it’s recorded in a studio
Trump Derangement Syndrome in full effect.
Jon Stewart correspondents reunion at some point? at least during election coverage?
Let Jin sing some more
Her voice makes me happy. Love her on bojack.
20 wouldn't be illegal no matter how much older the other person is. Trump and his wife 35 year difference.
"Squirrel'd" legit sounds like an absurdist masterpiece. I wanna watch it.
Michael Bloomberg is a Republican, racist, transphobic pile of shit. If he’s the dem nominee, I’m voting green. He’s everything bad about Donald Trump.
Does anyone else feel like he was about to say, I like em young.
Why would you trust Bloomberg to take on the climate crisis? You can't even trust him to treat human beings fairly. This is plutocracy, and his supporters are its pawns
Stephen Colbert is not a Catholic. You can't be for abortion and gay marriage and call yourself a Catholic. Just like Pelosi and Biden as well.
This man does not have a bad movie. Challenge me..
I am 11 and I have seen good will hunting 2 times
How long have that Mad Max segment introduction run? And have it always only had white people? I mean, now there are only white candidates but I don’t remember the other candidates in it before... 👨🏾🦲👩🏽👨🏻👨🏻🦱👨🏾
So nailed these- especially D. Rose and Wolverine
I always knew you had HIM in You Thank You for Being BORN you are PERFECT that's what a🤔child of our GOD and Heavenly Father Jehovah do keep walking up that Mountain Happy Valentine's Day abbd Happy New Years Happy Holidays 🤗😊😇
Pretty sure that Woody card is real.
Trump is terrified of this man,,,hes the real deal,,,come on Mighty Mike,,,!!!
Breaking news. Stephen interviews a pile of steaming garbage.
I have never understood why people call her "the smart one" in the family. She's just as stupid as the rest of them. All of his whelps got their "educational" credentials the same way he did. Fred bought his high school and college diplomas for cash and he paid it forward by doing the same for his own dolts.
AOC is the dumbest person in D.C. what a Puerto Rican skank.
Biden and bloomberg do not have the support of the african american community especially that cheater and two faced liar bloomberg and thats a fact.
Who cares republican or democrats...as if the system will crumble with or without them...just vote for the person...we do need to tax the wealthy...they benefit the most from our system so they should pay the most...period.
Really? Easy win for Trump
Bullshit late night brainwashing disguised as "comedy"
her manic extended laugh is quite similar to QT's
Jim Carrey is truly amazing. I never tire of watching him perform anywhere, anytime. The man is a comedic genius.
Come on Mighty Mike,,,,,Just knock out the Fat liar,,,,
Trump is your president ha ha ha
As a 2A advocate, how can you like Bernie? I know there's a lot of other issues Bernie speaks on that makes us feel good but look at his record. He was for a $15 min wage and then didn't hold up his end when it was passed in his community. He actually said he was going to have to lay people off afterwards. He's a Hippocratic Socialist! Don't trust him! Love what you stand for Killer Mike, just not buying in on Bernie. Much Love!
The legislature has bowed to him, with the GOP firmly stating they will never actually work to impeach him, and now he's actively involving himself in the Justice Dept to protect his cronies and friends.
I can not see myself voting for Bloomberg vs. Trump. If for some reason the chips fall that way, I’m staying home in November. No reason to vote for American Oligarchs.
US politics is so fucked! He probably had a nice cheque ready for Stephen & his bosses to appear.
OMG! Is this you pick, America?!
Nobody can do a funny Trump impression bc the real thing is always funnier.
What does Tom Steyer say?!?
Dont blame Colbert people, this idea was from some of the 12 writers they have fo sure
The guy is awesome.
If you live in New York, look up the Child Victims Act. You can bring civil cases for the next 6 months. look it up and get your rapist in court... Take back your life. Many states are looking at passing a version of the Child Victims Act. Some have already passed one - google your state's status NOW! Call your representatives and encourage them to support this Act for all the victims... "At least 427 lawsuits were filed on the first day of a one-year window extending the statute of limitations to victims of sexual abuse in New York"
Weren't the majority of British soldiers in the revolutionary war Hessians who were German
I really want to see the squirrel movie. Sounds so profound and intriguing.
So a politician who fights for the people should not rely on small donations and should seek big money like the Clinton's and pay big money to political hacks ? Anyone thinks that is a joke or that is funny, What is wrong with you
i think it should be reported that trump had a voter turnout of about 120,000. obama only had 46,000 in 2012. that's a scary statistic right there, and people should not be left in ignorance. this is a cult following that has felt emboldened ever since trump started his racist rhetoric in 2015. the orange fascist isn't going away without a fight. it has helped that he kept holding rallies non-stop, and basically never stopped campaigning, feeding meat to his rabid supporters. bernie is the only chance you have att beating trump, and it still won't be easy. trumps has stated multiple times now that he doesn't like the idea of running against bernie..... because he knows bernie can ruin him in debates, and can throw all sorts of facts at him about how he has lied and cheated the country for the past 4 years..... nobody has anything to throw at bernie. you need this win in order to get rid of the corporatism that has its hands around your necks. bernie 2020.
Trump Is a Jackass
I urge you all to watch this and share it I am posting here in hope maybe Colbert posts it on his show maybe amtorrent.info/watch/xJmIbqWDZ6VrhYA.html
How many people did he pay to have in the audience for him tonight?
Malala is beautiful, strong, Noble soul she is everything a woman should be❣️❣️ Edited: she is also a magician
What is wrong with you Colbert, that is what you get from Bernie's speech? It's abnormal.
뷔 안경 모델명 아시는 분..?
Taco Bell is one of my favorite restaurants. It makes me sad to think people want to keep immigrants out of the USA and I wouldn't be able to enjoy the diversity they bring.
What james didn’t mention about the Beatles story: when the Beatles started Apple Corps, they took out a full page ad in major newspapers (I was living in Detroit at the time, and remember it well): a FULL page ad soliciting artists for their new record company. “SEND US YOUR TAPES, c/o Apple Corp,” that kind of thing (you can imaging the response they got-no pun intended). James saw it, and along with tens of thousands of other hopefuls, said, “Why not?” He sent a tape, somehow in the great pile, Peter Asher heard it, and THEN...the rest is history....
They are so cute and adorable and funny 😁 I saw the movie they are so excellent Love You Boys
Looks like they re-used the set from Doctor Evil's lair.
This was awesome and delightful.
Better than friskin' hands and shaking babies . . .
Whoever made that first card text missed the opportunity to write "knee" instead of "leg". Must not be a memer.
Billionaire Bloomberg has his own skeletons to deal with... so anyone who thinks he is now the safe bet should think again......
You just gotta laugh at Fredo trying to be respectable.
Bless Jim Carrey for his energy and hustle, but man, he is off his rocker. Like for real,dude needs something to ground him a bit, he has gone too far out.
Simon would be a wondeful host. He's witty and funny.
No Friday show? Thanks a lot CBS.
james adomian knows how to make fun of bernie the right way
This guy is a genius.
Btw, she has very nice feet
A dollar a year? Who but the super wealthy could lie about that!?!
Forceful, powerful, emotional, exceptional
I'll gladly take Bernie and I love him, but I'm Warren all the way for 1st choice. It sucks though because I have no idea which of them has the best chance of beating the Republican opponent or rather, the least worst chance.
It’s so weird hearing Rupert Friend speak with an English accent 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Her flirty bit with the prince in into the woods was brilliantly funny. It's sad that the story decided she had to pay for that with her life 😩
Be careful Trump is only allowing orange people into the country.
Who is Ed Buck?
One of the best investments I've ever made was to buy my GF a black leather dress. It cost me a weeks wages but the "dividends" were great :)
He is the best!
I would buy it.
Mr Staus Quo. Keep the rich rich and boot Trump. Nothing much changes,
Jerry is literally perfect!!!
That's because the press are DEMONS that suck your soul.
Steven the sell out?
Thinking 'people are guilty from the day they are born' makes him one of the most pathetic figures in history.
I love this dude😯 man i always new killer Mike was somebody special bruh..thank u for ur knowledge mike, I'm definitely inspired 👊🏽
Colbert is at his finest on this clip.
She is relentless and persistent in the face of constant negativity and hate. Love it
So which is it? They made you horny and must pay, or they used a 50 year old doesn't make anyone horny??
#PLODTURDMAN on a 🌈 hat. Please!